Thank you for this amazing honor. I couldn’t have done it without the incredible honorary lesbians who came before me. To name a few: Amanda Donohoe on L.A. Law; Mariel Hemmingway on Roseanne; Ellen DeGeneres on every thing; Alyson Hannigan on Buffy; the cast of The L Word; Olivia Wilde on The OC. How hot was she? And that girl who everyone thinks is me on Pretty Little Liars.


I present to you Disco Fever Rivera.