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psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:48:45 +0300

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

vaginapowersactivate:

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:04:57 +0300

vaginapowersactivate:

myt0xicvalentine: I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:01:03 +0300

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwif...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:46:46 +0300

padfootandprongles:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other

thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:07:13 +0300

thisgingerisback:

Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.

BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH SAVING—BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS THE PUBLIC WILL BE IN A RIOT IF A GOOD PAIR OF TITS IS IN DANGER.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:03:16 +0300

mavisvermillions: trying to get friends to ship your ship

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:49:49 +0300

mavisvermillions:

trying to get friends to ship your ship

unswaggy: to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:06:59 +0300

unswaggy:

to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

peaceheather: onceuponamirror: Inspired by this post one of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:53:51 +0300

peaceheather:

onceuponamirror:

Inspired by this post

one of these things is not like the other

YES THIS ALWAYS I wanted to punch Neal in the Neck for that line. Ass.

sixsteen: i ship me and money

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:57 +0300

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:06:04 +0300

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.

sodamnrelatable: “mom im so bored” “you can do your homework!”

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:02:57 +0300

sodamnrelatable:

“mom im so bored”

“you can do your homework!”

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:35:00 +0300

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:56:44 +0300

laughcentre: fuck who ever tells you procrastinators go nowhere i just finished a script that i was...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:55:40 +0300

laughcentre:

fuck who ever tells you procrastinators go nowhere i just finished a script that i was suppose to start 4 months ago in 2 hours

me: omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:44:42 +0300

me: omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites
person: oh cool like what
me: *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read*

ithinkimightveinhaledyou: Bring Romanticism Back: sea-change: MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:51:02 +0300

ithinkimightveinhaledyou:

Bring Romanticism Back: sea-change: MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female…

sea-change:

MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my husband, and belittled by my husband’s friends? how am i going to deal with this? WHY DON’T I COMPLETELY CHANGE THE RULES OF LITERATURE, MOTHERFUCKERS? AND WHILE I’M AT IT, I’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY INVENT AN ENTIRE NEW GENRE, AND WRITE THE FIRST NON-RELIGIOUS CREATION MYTH.’

Feeling Good at the Ricoh Arena 22/5/2013 [x]

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:49:39 +0300

Feeling Good at the Ricoh Arena 22/5/2013 [x]

blake-badgley: And the Matteney/Mondler parallels continue.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:50:15 +0300

blake-badgley:

And the Matteney/Mondler parallels continue.

death-by-lulz: those-wordless-moments: How did these two even...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:46:31 +0300

death-by-lulz:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?